March 2012
I WANT TO KISS JENNA FISCHER'S FACE.
February 2012
I wish this report could commit suicide.
Man that’d rule.
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300/2000 words, done.
5 Episodes of Boardwalk Empire and 3 of The Big Bang Theory as a reward for one’s self?
Garannnnnnnn.
KILL HOLLYWOOD.
I can’t hack the idea of an Oldboy remake. I hate entertainment.
Slam Dunk with a weak line-up again.
They can’t top 2010. Ever.
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Ask me something mental, cool, or about something... →
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rachael-kearney:
When I see the way some people are and the things they do, I can’t help but thinking aren’t you scared of what your parents think of you? Or what they’d think of you if they knew the person you actually are. It’s crazy, I don’t understand.
My sister. Champ.
JERSEY SHORE.
Watching Jersey Shore with some munch is fuck aye.
Then it’ll be time to crack on with my 2000 word assignment. Blow me.
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“Only hang around people that are positive and make you feel good. Anybody who...”
– Amy Poehler (via nothingeverlasting)
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Oh heck.
Sometimes, searching tags I’m interested in on Tumblr results in an intense level of anger.
People making sweeping generalisations about groups of people who adhere to lifestyles they’ve never been a part of or so much as even questioned. Not fussed.
Fucking fools.
Woman: Can I have birth control?
Government: No.
Woman: I got pregnant because I didn't have birth control and I don't want the fetus. Can I have an abortion?
Government: No.
Woman: I gave birth to my child but since I wasn't expecting it, I can't afford daycare. Can I have help paying for it?
Government: No.
Woman: Well, why can't I have birth control?
Government: Because. Sex isn't for recreation. It's for procreation.
Woman: But it can help regulate my period and benefit me in other ways.
Government: Too bad.
Man: For no reason other than for recreational sex, may I have birth control?
Government: Do you have a penis?
Man: YES, YES I DO!!
Government: WELL HOWDY, VALID CITIZEN. You can buy condoms by the dozens. Here, here's a pack of special condom for "His Pleasure." Oooh, these come in different colours and flavours. Here, try these. They have ribs on them. And this one glows in the dark!! LOL OMG DICK LIGHTSABER!!
Government: But seriously, you're a man. You can do what ever you want.
Woman: But-
Government: Shut up, you sinning, freeloading hussy.
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Didn't know I had 2000 words to write by Monday.
Great.
yokeofyaz:
flannelcore:
kaixstone:
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Community is back on March 15th.
*HAPPY BOOGIE*
Going up a difficulty on a sports game.
The loading screen, always tense at a time like this.
Zachory Quinto's hair at the Oscars. Well played,...
whatweshouldbedoing:
Our thoughts go out to the friends and family of Marcus Rutherford of Loose Cannons. Marcus was one of the good guys, and the two days I spent with him were days which I’ll always remember. RIP xx
I fucking hate how misunderstood feminism is.
Heinz Vegetable Soup.
With OJ and Big Bang Theory.
Tidy one.
Playing Rugby World Cup on the Xbox.
First tournament match, I’m up against South Africa.
Okay then.
Work tonight.
Haven’t worked in this pub for ages and it’s going to be busier than a motherfucker. However, until then, I shall play World Championship Rugby on the Xbox. It came from Lovefilm, it’d be rude not to give it a go, I guess.
